A Fireside Chat

I did ALOT of editing on this one so it may be sloppier than usual. 

This week in between rants about the cold weather and tv show recommendations a young man's words touch a nerve in my soul.

We close out the show with a great question about normal people and what that means.

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Thanks for listening and supporting this silly little dog and pony show every week. I appreciate it  more than you know.

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This week, I debut a new segment where I call a a local pizzeria out on their lies, I talk through what constitutes my "dream job" and I answer the question that has plagued me for decades..."What won't Meat Loaf do for love?"

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A wild one this week.

We start off with rants about the snow and the weather in this part of town.

Then a story of me trying to communicate with a coworker and failing miserably. 

Finally, we wrap up by remembering the late and great Louie Anderson and Meatloaf. I explain how Mealoaf was a very huge part of my adolescense and this leads me into a story about the time I thought I had AIDS as a child but was just entering puberty. 

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An extra long episode for your enjoyment as you navigate the upcoming winter apocalypse.

This week, I start the show with some ramblings including an update on my ongoing war with my landlords, I make a total mess of my dinner, and have anxiety about my favorite team in the playoffs.

Then we get into the meat of this week's episode with a very lengthy story about a co worker who seems very familiar to me until I realize that we have a shared past from a very long time ago.

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This week, I'm discussing getting pissed on at a concert, continue my war on Christmas, and detail more less than desirable experiences on dating apps.

I wrap up this week with a full breakdown of a news story that caught my attention and is really making me question my daily 9 to 5 grind.

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First show of the new year! Same sub par podcast!

This week, stories of my Christmas with the family, cats having seizures, day drinking fails and much much more.

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Happy new year! Thanks for listening!

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This episode was recorded on Christmas Eve 2021.

As a gift to myself, I'm not writing a description of this episode.

Just sit back, get an adult beverage and let me fill your earholes with holiday cheer. 

Thanks for listening and happy F'ing holidays!

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Last episode before the holidays and I'm drinking my troubles away as I talk with you.

I discuss my feelings about the holiday season and how I feel like an alien lost in Christmasland. I verbally try to navigate through the weight of anxiety that rests on my chest every year around this time and then I dive into the mailbag for questions and stories about resolutions, being a better person, my newfound respect for the Beatles and much more.

We wrap up with a story that I probably wouldn't share if not for the white russians in my belly about something that happened to me recently that I can't quite explain.

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Title says it all. I'm burnt out on my hatred for this time of year and these damn holidays.

After a lengthy rant about holidays and my family, I recount a story of going to a comedy show and a very aggressive usher.

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This week, I test the limits of my bladder, visit a local Christmas hot spot, prepare to make a really bad decision and much much more.

Plus show staples like bad dating app stories, tv recommendations and tangents that go nowhere.

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Thank you so much for listening and allowing me to invade your ear holes (mostly) every week. 

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It's the Thanksgiving episode this week and as expected I'm filled with nothing but holiday joy.

On top of crapping all over Thanksgiving, I discuss the importance of words, give a spoiler free review of the new Ghostbusters movie, and share a listener story  about their encounter with a late night infomercial icon.

I truly am grateful for all of you who listen to this shit show of a podcast. THANK YOU.

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This is a bonus episode of my appearance on Case and Point with Justin Case. If you like it please subscribe to Case and Point available everywhere you find podcasts. 

This episode welcomes special guest Ryan McCormick. We discuss many areas of the Pro Wrestling world, current and past events.  AEW's roster and WWE's talent releases,  80s and 90s tag teams are just some of the areas covered in this edition.  

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We're back this week with an audio journal of the past 2 weeks.

This week, I try to reconnect with my youth at a rock show, try to go on a "date", and try to provide a listener with solid advice on whether to move across the country for a job opportunity. 

Many other tangents and side stories as well.

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This week, I offend a "podcasting expert", play a dangerous game with magic brownies and promise to answer questions from the mailbag but instead continue to ramble about unrelated things.

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Our run of semi Halloween themed episodes comes to its chilling conclusion this week.

Stories and questions about sex with elderly people, spying on your crush, masturbating perverts, strange dreams, and much much more.

Plus more stories of failing at dating apps and lack of self awareness on social media.

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The podcast spookiness rolls on...

A dive into the mailbag brings us questions  about my  complicated relationship with candy corn, 90s goth vampires, impossible choices, scariest experiences and many other HAUNTED topics.

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Halloween Season rolls on!

This week I'm answering more spooky listener questions about my preferred method of dying, surviving the zombie apocalypse and much more. 

I also discuss what movies and television shows I've been watching lately including my ten year rule regarding certain shows my complicated relationship with Counting Crows and much more

All this and many tangents and side stories.

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The Halloween episodes roll on this month as we are still deep in the mailbag with some great questions.

This week I'm talking things that I consider masterpieces, I'm reliving my most memorable Halloween memories include being humiliated in front of my crush and eating the contents of a glowstick.  Along the way I encounter an Sheetz employee with my kind of attitude and reminisce about simpler times when getting candy was the most important thing in the world to me. 

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This week starts a month of Halloween themed episodes. 

We have stories about running from and embarrassing myself in front of  my neighbors, Mercury messing with my life, bad dreams and much more.

Plus the first of a months worth of mailbag segments including lots of talk about death and cannibalism. Fun for the whole family!

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This week I fail at life in numerous ways.  I try to communicate with a deaf guy, I embarrass myself at Panera, I get defeated by a fitted sheet and against my better judgment attempt to watch the video music awards. All this and much more!

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This weeks episode  is filled with staples of this show.

Adult male sadness! My insane neighbors! Nightmare stories about dating apps!

Also an announcement about this years Halloween episodes!

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My least favorite part of this show is filling out the description. Does anyone even read these?

I'm back after a two week hiatus.

The healing continues...

Thanks for listening!

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This week, I'm reminiscing about my brief time at college and getting propositioned by men in vans ( I assure you, it's not what you think.)

Then I recount my experiences at the Green Day/Fallout Boy/Weezer concert.  Not so much the music but the interactions and conversations that I witnessed while there.

All this and much, much more.  

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Back after a week away and a lot to talk about.  

This week I'm talking last week's "lost" episode, more stories of stolen cars, I go on a blind date that doesn't quite end in a love connection, and I go to a live wrestling show to enjoy my evening but life has other plans.

All this and much more.

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This is an audio journal of my first ever solo vacation to Ocean City Md. 

Audio quality varies from segment to segment.

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This episode was recorded over 2 and a half weeks and it's kind of all over the place.

Topics this week include: my irrational fear of being kidnapped and my genius plan to escape, I review Black Widow (no spoilers), my chatty neighbor shows up, and I feud with a woman while my dad gets a colonoscopy. 

All this and much much more. 

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This episode was recorded over the course of about three weeks.

This week topics include pronouns and my confusion over them, fun things to say at a party, I get free ice cream, someone gets punched at a wedding and much much more.

Then we wrap up with a wild story about taking too many edibles while at a live wrestling show.

All this plus lots of tangents There's a lot more but you'll just have to listen to hear it.  

This episode is dedicated to the memory and life of Matt Wilson.  

If you want to support the show please make a donation to www.kidneyfund.org or www.varietypittsburgh.org

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Not much to say this week.

Feeling sad, frustrated, and helpless in a lot of ways.

Here is your obligatory content. Listen at your own risk.

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An impromptu episode I recorded while driving home from a Sunday morning walk. 

I have a very awkward encounter with my neighbor while very very hungover and other ramblings.

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This week, my war with Spotify continues, I become a person who needs coffee to function, I burn my trash can and I roast more dating profiles. 

All this and much much more. 

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I need a new intro and outro song as well, so any musicians please reach out.

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Rants galore this week!

We're talking getting older and falling apart, the differences between when I gradutated high school and the current generation and a tale of a man whose favorite meal is slowly killing him. 

All this and much much more.

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Another week. Another episode of me driving around and telling stories of my life.  

This week I crave cheescake but settle for a donut, I feel real guilty about an interaction on a dating app, and I tell you the story about the time I participated in an unwilling photo shoot as a gangster.

All this and much more random thoughts and tangents and of course plenty of road rage.

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Lots of fun stories this week...

I rant about my coworkers reliving the same story over and over again, I have a horribly awkward Dollar Tree experience, and I explain why the current generation of twenty somethings makes me furious.

Plus more interactions with my neighbor and I break down fellow single guys profiles on Facebook.

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This week I fail at cyberstalking, I get an interesting Twitter follower, I struggle to make conversation on dating apps, and I accidentally make friends (again) with my neighbor.

All this and the strange story of a woman named Debra and her inspirational pair of jeans.

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This week I give you a much needed intervention about Star Wars.

I get matched with and then argue with a woman on a dating app.

I break down all the movies I haven't and will never see and I answer some awesome questions from the anonymous suggestion box.  

All this and much much more.

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Life is hard.

Trying to find companionship with anxiety is hard.

Trying to find companionship with anxiety in the middle of Covid at age 40 is very hard.

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This week, we keep moving forward with tales of speaking fluent Taylor Swift, being high in my twenties and asking deep questions on a dating app.

All this and much, much more.

The journey through this bizarre thing called life continues. 

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This week is full of venom and rage so be forewarned.

I didn't have a great week and I'm sorting through my frustrations this week.

Rants and stories about Comcast and their shitty service, weird smells in my apartment, mailbox confusion and of course...dating apps. 

This podcast is my outlet and I appreciate you for indulging me. Thank you!

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Back after a short break and a lot to talk about.

This week... I fail at helping a damsel in distress, I get vaccinated, I almost get scammed on a dating site and I share some very unpopular opinions. 

All this plus all the useless complaining and random tangents you've come to expect from this show.

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This week Covid hits too close to home, I expose the arrogance of farmers, I admit to being a real jerk in my younger days and I'm inconvenienced by a car wash. All this and much much more.

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Straight up stream of consciousness this week which means we're all over the place.

Topics include: I get stood up for dinner, I practice the concept of forgiving, I blow out my back by breathing and I match with a person who looks like a sandwich on Tinder. All this and much much more.

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This week, I'm joined by Chuck Lynch and Rob Dold from We Hope This Finds You Well podcast as we discuss all sorts of things.

Topics include: facial hair trends of our youth, overrated and underrated musicians, where people hide their dildos and lots of talk about our anxieties and fears. 

All this and much much more.

This was an incredibly fun and therapeutic chat with 2 of my good buddies. 

Pull up a chair and enjoy the conversation.

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This week is a stream of consciousness hodgepodge of nonsense. 

First I hit my neighbors car and have to explain myself. Then I wear too much cologne to work, pose a controversial question about straws and lose my memory a lot.

All this and lots of other pointless tangents and stories. 

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I continue my sober journey through life this week with rants about groundhog day and the shame I feel rooting for Tom Brady in the Super Bowl.

Along the way I discuss disappointing myself at work, struggling with my upcoming birthday, strip club names, horrible parenting and much, much more.

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This week, I get a horrible rash from bad deodorant, lack of sleep and anxiety make me an insane person, and I fail at the simplest of technology repeatedly. 

All this and many more tangents and liberal use of four letter words.

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First episode of the new year.  This week, I go over the crippling anxiety that started off my new year.

Then a story about trying to take provocative pictures and failing miserably.

Finally a tale of a man with horrendous bathroom etiquette.

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It's the last episode of this shit show of a year. 

This week, I recap the strange spiritual journey I've been on recently. 

Then I recap my Christmas adventures as a single man in the age of Covid.

We wrap up with a whole lot of random including my hatred of hashtags, I get unfriended, Christmas lights make me late for dinner, and much, much more.

This is has been the most challenging and insane year of my life. Yours too, probably. 

Your listenership means everything to me.

Thank You

 

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A very special and important episode this week.

Stephanie Kong returns to the show to talk about her quest to get adopted by a loving family at the age of 25.

Stephanie discusses what brought her to this decision, the different positive and negative effects it has had on her life and her relationships, the adoption process, and much much more.

We also discuss her podcast Simply Heard and her music career.

Stephanie's music and podcast can be found on Spotify and everywhere you find podcasts.

Thanks For Listening!

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Hope you like your turkey with a side of angst and self doubt.

It's the week of Thanksgiving and I'm discussing people that annoy me, more dating app disaster stories and I sort through the emotions and anxieties that this time of year brings on for me.

Thanks for listening and supporting the show. 

I'm very thankful for your listenership!

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Justin Case of Case And Point joins me this week to discuss a wide array of topics. 

Topics include: Bigfoot, UFO's, Van Halen, The state of the Star Wars Universe, adjusting to life during the pandemic, building a replica Knight Rider car and much much more.

Check out Case and Point wherever you get your podcasts. 

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Random assortment of topics this week include: my war with farmers, the gender of Karma and God, the best and worst candy bar, movies i've never seen and much much more. 

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The description this week is simple...

I discuss my anxieties and concerns regarding the never ending 2020 election.

Then I drive myself crazy by overthinking a dinner engagement.

Lots of tangents and swear words along the way.

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Super sized episode this week.

Three stories each with a theme of awkwardness and uncomfortableness running through them.

Story 1 - I meet my new neighbor.

Story 2 - I fail at buying medicine

Story 3 - I go on a date that I will never ever forget.

Thanks for listening.

VOTE!!!!

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This week I unload all my thoughts and anxieties of the past week while telling stories of passing kidney stones and getting harassed at Target.

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We're back! 

The last 20 minutes of this episode reminded me why I love having a podcast.

This week I am unable to urinate, I make a verb out of a Killers song, Gladys resurfaces, and then I give you the play by play of perhaps the strangest thing I've seen on social media in a very long time. All this and much much more.

Thank you for listening!

 

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This week is a hodge podge of topics and rants.

Topics include: a follow up to last weeks bizarre episode, more rants about online dating, my complete lack of understanding the video music awards, some unpopular music opinions and much much more.

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This is a repost of Spilled Milk. 

There's some strange editing jumps in this one because I took out a large portion of the episode because it was very childish and petty.

I own it. I'll discuss it more next week. 

Moving forward, this week, we unfriend some people from social media and I discuss the worst pickup line i've ever heard. 

Thanks for listening!

 

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I really thought I didn't have anything to talk about this week...

Lot of topics covered this week including...My cat giving me a heart attack, kids who sag their pants and the reasoning behind it, women empowering each other, a man has sex with his car, and I get drunk and think I can tell the future. 

All this and much, much more.

Thank you for listening!

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This week we dive into the mailbag for YOUR questions. I talk about being bad at dating in high school, over and underrated bands of the grunge era and tell you what song would be playing in my personal hell and what that whole scenario would look like. All this and so much more.

Thanks for listening and thanks to everyone who submitted a question!

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This week I answer a listener question about the time I accidentally saw a Baha Men Concert in Ocean City.

This wild saga includes side stories about puking in a car, a crazy woman with a lazy eye, and vacationing with my high school janitor.

Thank you so much for making July the most successful month in the history of this show.

Thanks for listening!

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This week, I introduce you to the newest character in the AFC universe...Bonnie Bag Of Dicks.

Along the way, I discuss the idea of Kid Rock, complain about meaningless things that drive me nuts and lots of rants and complaints about dating apps.

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Full disclosure: I get progressively drunker throughout this podcast.

I open with some general plugs and talk about things happening in my life at the moment.

Then I tell you the story of how my feet failed me and sent me to the doctors office where things only get stranger from there. 

Thanks for listening.

It's times like this, that the listeners of this show mean more to me than ever. Thank you!

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This week topics include:

A quick follow up on Gladys, why I hate Spotify, I lose a fight with someone in my head, Fireworks are dumb and so much more.

Then, to wrap things up I read you the absolute dumbest thing I've ever read on social media and critique it. 

Thanks for listening!

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One story drives the conversation this week. I make friends with my elderly church going neighbor and then immediately regret it. 

As always, there's many twists and turns along the way.  

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Direct download: Losing_My_Religion.mp3
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This week, I start off by sorting through my thoughts and feelings from the aftermath of  the last episode and the current state of the world.

Then I discuss some moral dilemmas i'm having with some posts on social media and how I should approach talking about them on this podcast. 

This episode requires some feedback from the AFC nation because I want to hear your opinions on my moral dilemma.

Thank you for listening!

Direct download: Dilemmas_of_The_Moral_Variety.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 12:37pm EDT

A very special episode this week.

I try to stay away from current events as much as possible on this show but some things just can't be ignored.

The world is literally on fire right now and I'm trying to process all the things that are happening to our society.  I don't have any great answers just more questions and frustration.  

I hope you will join me and a very special guest contributor as we try to make sense of this chaos and put everything in perspective.

Thanks for listening and please stay safe.

Direct download: World_On_Fire.mp3
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This week I start off addressing some stuff from last week and just some general musings.

From there, I talk about the struggles I'm having with this quarantine and all this alone time with my thoughts and my newfound talent of spontaneous ugly crying.

We wrap up on a lighter note with a new segment titled "Would You Rather" which presents a truly no win situation.

From the bottom of my heart, thank you for listening!

Direct download: Chasing_Shadows.mp3
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A wild show this week.  Many topics covered including my hate for raisins, my account getting hacked, my newfound alcoholism and I continue to struggle greatly with the isolation of quarantine.

Plus I explain how a tweet about seeing farts was a metaphor for my life currently.

This podcast is seriously the only outlet I have to stay sane. 

Thank you so much for listening!

 

Direct download: Rants_Metaphors_and_Emotional_Outbursts.mp3
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This has been a roller coaster of a week.

Today on the show, quarantine finally breaks me down and I  sort through some emotional baggage. 

Then we lighten the mood as I tell you the story of how a broken television led to a french family stealing my identity and pretty much ruining my week. 

Thanks for listening!

Direct download: Square_One.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:13pm EDT

This week on the show, I rant about Easter, Instagram and other assorted things.

Then I dive into the mailbag and reminisce about simpler times.

Thanks for listening!

Direct download: The_Wonderous_World_of_Wombat_Hunting_and_Other_Nostalgia.mp3
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This week I enter week 2 of quarantine. 

This was a bit of a rough week as the isolation gets to me. But we continue to move on and podcast.

Some rants, some stories, some silliness to pass the time. 

Leave questions, comments or whatever on the facebook page for the mailbag!!

Thanks for listening!

Direct download: Killing_Time.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 7:07pm EDT

It's crazy out there.

This week, I begin my quarantine and yell about my cat alot. I talk about other things too but who cares...the world is ending.

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Direct download: Isolation_Anxiety.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 6:59pm EDT

Some follow up on last week and then I try to make sense out of this week by yelling into a microphone.

Thanks for listening!

Stay safe!

Direct download: Strange_Times.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 8:58pm EDT

There is very little corona talk this week.

Instead, I give you an update on last weeks show and other assorted topics before I tell the tale of the strangest experience I've ever had with a doctor. 

Thanks for listening!

Wash your hands!

Direct download: Tales_From_Quarantine.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 4:27pm EDT

The world of Tinder and dating apps is a very strange and scary place.

Nothing is what it seems.

No one is who you think they are. 

This is my story.

Thanks for listening!


We're breaking the audio journal format this week for me to tell you the story of a very crazy leap day 2020.

It involves LSD, naked mannequin torsos, time travel and much much more.

Buckle up, it's gonna be quite a trip.

Thanks for listening!

Direct download: Fear_And_Loathing_on_Leap_Day.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 4:55pm EDT

This episode was recorded during the week I turned 39 and moved into my own place.

I give an update on Dave from the Weiner Tripper episode, I take an edible and get emotional and I tell an embarrassing story about trying to be smooth with a Walmart cashier. 

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Direct download: Creepface.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 4:10pm EDT

As I wrap up my time at my current residence, I fight with Comcast agents, meet a man named Reese and contemplate exactly who I am.

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Direct download: Who_the_Fuck_is_Ryan_McCormick.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:23pm EDT

After yelling about the Super Bowl halftime show and bad parents, I tell you the tale of my feud with the Weiner Tripper.

This was a very fun story to relive and share.

Thanks for listening!

Direct download: The_Weiner_Tripper.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:07pm EDT

This week on the show, I sign my lease, I begin the process of moving, I feel out of touch with the Grammys, and many more stories that I probably should have just kept to myself. Thanks for listening!

Direct download: A_Soft_Place_To_Land.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 1:00pm EDT

This week on the show, there's alot of ground to cover.

I lose my glasses not once but twice, I get mistaken for someone else, I find a place to live, and I update you on my status as a Lost Boy. Plus marriage, serial poopers and much, much more!

All this and excessive use of the F word!

Thanks for listening!

Direct download: Reflections.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 12:48pm EDT

This week on the show I mourn the loss of not one but two pairs of pants, I complain about being an old man totally out of touch and THE RAVENS LOSE!!! All this and much more.

Thanks for listening!

Direct download: Pants_On_Fire.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 12:33pm EDT

The audio journal continues...

As my house continues to crumble under the weight of evil squirrels, I talk about pets, Star Wars, and tell you about the time I became a Lost Boy.

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Direct download: Broken_Home.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 12:36pm EDT

An audio journal of my life during the week of Christmas. 

Most roller coasters have less ups and downs than this episode.

Thanks for listening.

Direct download: Dark_Side.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 4:48pm EDT

An audio diary of a week in my life. 

Many emotions. Many rants. Many four letter words.

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Direct download: Over_And_Out.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:13pm EDT

This week, I open with rants about some things and then settle into stories about lying about my name and calling the cops on myself as I battle a baby squirrel.

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Direct download: Calling_The_Cops_On_Myself_and_Other_Regrettable_Tales.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 4:01pm EDT

Justin Case from Case and Point joins me to talk about ghosts, UFO"s, Bigfoot and other strange phenomenon.

Then we discuss Halloween Havoc 98, our problems with the current WWE product and lots of old school 80's wrestling talk. 

We wrap up with some general television talk and hand some recommendations for shows you should be checking out.

This is the second time i'm posting this episode because I hated the first intro i recorded. 

Thanks for listening!

Direct download: real_monsters_and_fake_sports_audio.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 9:06am EDT

Three stories this week.

What happens when you overhear something that makes little to no sense?

A man creeps myself and others out at the grocery store and of course the tale of the raccoon living in my ceiling.

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Direct download: The_Raccoon_In_My_Ceiling_and_Other_Odd_Tales.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 1:46pm EDT

This week I'm drinking wine and answering questions from the mailbag.

Topics include: the latest Youtube sensation involving cheese, horrible Adam Sandler movies, getting anger boners and much, much more. Plus a healthy amount of F, Marry, kills as well. 

So sit back and let the wine rage overtake you.

Thanks for listening!

Direct download: Wine_Rage.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 6:01pm EDT

This is a collection of clips recorded over the past month.

Topics include: my hatred of my cats, new sex terms, death, therapy, and so much more.

Also some cameo appearances and lost audio from a recent bachelor party.

And best of all A TEENAGER UPDATE!
Thanks for listening!

Direct download: Word_Vomit.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 11:06am EDT

This week, I'm loaded with holiday spirit.

Rants about the kids on my street, Christmas songs, social media and then I get yelled at in real time for my driving.

Lots of Christmas Rage in this one.

Happy Holidays!

Direct download: Bah_Humbug.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 7:02pm EDT

I'm working through some things.

Thanks for listening!

 

Direct download: The_Grief_Monster.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 7:32pm EDT

This one is all over the place.

With no actual ideas for topics, I just put the mic on while driving and talked.

What came out was a jumbled mess of stories, rants and other assorted nonsense.

Enjoy!

Thanks for listening!

Direct download: Complete_Nonsense.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 2:21pm EDT

The final installment of this audio journal experiment.

I leave my bachelor pad and return home to the house permanently.

Am I still a sad thirty something year old white man? Tune in to find out.

Thanks for listening!

Direct download: The_Journey_Part_6.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 2:00pm EDT

As our journey begins to wrap up, it's thanksgiving week.

Rants about Christmas music, the holidays, daylight savings and more.

Plus I run from an angry soccer mom and almost have a stroke trying to remember the names of 80s cartoons.

Thanks for listening!

Direct download: The_Journey_Part_5.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 12:17pm EDT

Our voyage is just past the halfway point. 

More rants...more sadness...more FUN!!!

Direct download: journey_part_4.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:16pm EDT

Week 3. More rants. Less anxiety. Enjoy.

Direct download: The_Journey_Part_3.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 8:41pm EDT

First full week of the experiment.

You begin to adapt to your environment and you begin to change the person you've become.

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Direct download: The_Journey_Part_2.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 1:37pm EDT

This is part one of an ongoing audio journal of me trying to beat my anxiety and negative thought patterns.

It was recorded at different points on my phone so the audio quality varies at times.

Thanks for listening!

Direct download: The_Journey_Part_1.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 2:29pm EDT

I've always struggled with some form of panic or anxiety. Lately it's been even worse than usual. This is my story. Thanks for listening.

Direct download: Shining_A_Light_In_The_Dark-_My_Battles_With_Anxiety_and_Panic.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 7:01pm EDT