This episode was recorded on Christmas Eve 2021.

As a gift to myself, I'm not writing a description of this episode.

Just sit back, get an adult beverage and let me fill your earholes with holiday cheer. 

Thanks for listening and happy F'ing holidays!

Last episode before the holidays and I'm drinking my troubles away as I talk with you.

I discuss my feelings about the holiday season and how I feel like an alien lost in Christmasland. I verbally try to navigate through the weight of anxiety that rests on my chest every year around this time and then I dive into the mailbag for questions and stories about resolutions, being a better person, my newfound respect for the Beatles and much more.

We wrap up with a story that I probably wouldn't share if not for the white russians in my belly about something that happened to me recently that I can't quite explain.

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Title says it all. I'm burnt out on my hatred for this time of year and these damn holidays.

After a lengthy rant about holidays and my family, I recount a story of going to a comedy show and a very aggressive usher.

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This week, I test the limits of my bladder, visit a local Christmas hot spot, prepare to make a really bad decision and much much more.

Plus show staples like bad dating app stories, tv recommendations and tangents that go nowhere.

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Thank you so much for listening and allowing me to invade your ear holes (mostly) every week. 

It's the Thanksgiving episode this week and as expected I'm filled with nothing but holiday joy.

On top of crapping all over Thanksgiving, I discuss the importance of words, give a spoiler free review of the new Ghostbusters movie, and share a listener story  about their encounter with a late night infomercial icon.

I truly am grateful for all of you who listen to this shit show of a podcast. THANK YOU.

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This is a bonus episode of my appearance on Case and Point with Justin Case. If you like it please subscribe to Case and Point available everywhere you find podcasts. 

This episode welcomes special guest Ryan McCormick. We discuss many areas of the Pro Wrestling world, current and past events.  AEW's roster and WWE's talent releases,  80s and 90s tag teams are just some of the areas covered in this edition.  

We're back this week with an audio journal of the past 2 weeks.

This week, I try to reconnect with my youth at a rock show, try to go on a "date", and try to provide a listener with solid advice on whether to move across the country for a job opportunity. 

Many other tangents and side stories as well.

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This week, I offend a "podcasting expert", play a dangerous game with magic brownies and promise to answer questions from the mailbag but instead continue to ramble about unrelated things.

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Our run of semi Halloween themed episodes comes to its chilling conclusion this week.

Stories and questions about sex with elderly people, spying on your crush, masturbating perverts, strange dreams, and much much more.

Plus more stories of failing at dating apps and lack of self awareness on social media.

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The podcast spookiness rolls on...

A dive into the mailbag brings us questions  about my  complicated relationship with candy corn, 90s goth vampires, impossible choices, scariest experiences and many other HAUNTED topics.

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Halloween Season rolls on!

This week I'm answering more spooky listener questions about my preferred method of dying, surviving the zombie apocalypse and much more. 

I also discuss what movies and television shows I've been watching lately including my ten year rule regarding certain shows my complicated relationship with Counting Crows and much more

All this and many tangents and side stories.

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The Halloween episodes roll on this month as we are still deep in the mailbag with some great questions.

This week I'm talking things that I consider masterpieces, I'm reliving my most memorable Halloween memories include being humiliated in front of my crush and eating the contents of a glowstick.  Along the way I encounter an Sheetz employee with my kind of attitude and reminisce about simpler times when getting candy was the most important thing in the world to me. 

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This week starts a month of Halloween themed episodes. 

We have stories about running from and embarrassing myself in front of  my neighbors, Mercury messing with my life, bad dreams and much more.

Plus the first of a months worth of mailbag segments including lots of talk about death and cannibalism. Fun for the whole family!

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This week I fail at life in numerous ways.  I try to communicate with a deaf guy, I embarrass myself at Panera, I get defeated by a fitted sheet and against my better judgment attempt to watch the video music awards. All this and much more!

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This weeks episode  is filled with staples of this show.

Adult male sadness! My insane neighbors! Nightmare stories about dating apps!

Also an announcement about this years Halloween episodes!

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My least favorite part of this show is filling out the description. Does anyone even read these?

I'm back after a two week hiatus.

The healing continues...

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This week, I'm reminiscing about my brief time at college and getting propositioned by men in vans ( I assure you, it's not what you think.)

Then I recount my experiences at the Green Day/Fallout Boy/Weezer concert.  Not so much the music but the interactions and conversations that I witnessed while there.

All this and much, much more.  

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Back after a week away and a lot to talk about.  

This week I'm talking last week's "lost" episode, more stories of stolen cars, I go on a blind date that doesn't quite end in a love connection, and I go to a live wrestling show to enjoy my evening but life has other plans.

All this and much more.

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This is an audio journal of my first ever solo vacation to Ocean City Md. 

Audio quality varies from segment to segment.

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This episode was recorded over 2 and a half weeks and it's kind of all over the place.

Topics this week include: my irrational fear of being kidnapped and my genius plan to escape, I review Black Widow (no spoilers), my chatty neighbor shows up, and I feud with a woman while my dad gets a colonoscopy. 

All this and much much more. 

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This episode was recorded over the course of about three weeks.

This week topics include pronouns and my confusion over them, fun things to say at a party, I get free ice cream, someone gets punched at a wedding and much much more.

Then we wrap up with a wild story about taking too many edibles while at a live wrestling show.

All this plus lots of tangents There's a lot more but you'll just have to listen to hear it.  

This episode is dedicated to the memory and life of Matt Wilson.  

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Not much to say this week.

Feeling sad, frustrated, and helpless in a lot of ways.

Here is your obligatory content. Listen at your own risk.

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An impromptu episode I recorded while driving home from a Sunday morning walk. 

I have a very awkward encounter with my neighbor while very very hungover and other ramblings.

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This week, my war with Spotify continues, I become a person who needs coffee to function, I burn my trash can and I roast more dating profiles. 

All this and much much more. 

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Rants galore this week!

We're talking getting older and falling apart, the differences between when I gradutated high school and the current generation and a tale of a man whose favorite meal is slowly killing him. 

All this and much much more.

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Another week. Another episode of me driving around and telling stories of my life.  

This week I crave cheescake but settle for a donut, I feel real guilty about an interaction on a dating app, and I tell you the story about the time I participated in an unwilling photo shoot as a gangster.

All this and much more random thoughts and tangents and of course plenty of road rage.

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Lots of fun stories this week...

I rant about my coworkers reliving the same story over and over again, I have a horribly awkward Dollar Tree experience, and I explain why the current generation of twenty somethings makes me furious.

Plus more interactions with my neighbor and I break down fellow single guys profiles on Facebook.

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This week I fail at cyberstalking, I get an interesting Twitter follower, I struggle to make conversation on dating apps, and I accidentally make friends (again) with my neighbor.

All this and the strange story of a woman named Debra and her inspirational pair of jeans.

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This week I give you a much needed intervention about Star Wars.

I get matched with and then argue with a woman on a dating app.

I break down all the movies I haven't and will never see and I answer some awesome questions from the anonymous suggestion box.  

All this and much much more.

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Life is hard.

Trying to find companionship with anxiety is hard.

Trying to find companionship with anxiety in the middle of Covid at age 40 is very hard.

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This week, we keep moving forward with tales of speaking fluent Taylor Swift, being high in my twenties and asking deep questions on a dating app.

All this and much, much more.

The journey through this bizarre thing called life continues. 

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This week is full of venom and rage so be forewarned.

I didn't have a great week and I'm sorting through my frustrations this week.

Rants and stories about Comcast and their shitty service, weird smells in my apartment, mailbox confusion and of course...dating apps. 

This podcast is my outlet and I appreciate you for indulging me. Thank you!

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Back after a short break and a lot to talk about.

This week... I fail at helping a damsel in distress, I get vaccinated, I almost get scammed on a dating site and I share some very unpopular opinions. 

All this plus all the useless complaining and random tangents you've come to expect from this show.

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This week Covid hits too close to home, I expose the arrogance of farmers, I admit to being a real jerk in my younger days and I'm inconvenienced by a car wash. All this and much much more.

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Straight up stream of consciousness this week which means we're all over the place.

Topics include: I get stood up for dinner, I practice the concept of forgiving, I blow out my back by breathing and I match with a person who looks like a sandwich on Tinder. All this and much much more.

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This week, I'm joined by Chuck Lynch and Rob Dold from We Hope This Finds You Well podcast as we discuss all sorts of things.

Topics include: facial hair trends of our youth, overrated and underrated musicians, where people hide their dildos and lots of talk about our anxieties and fears. 

All this and much much more.

This was an incredibly fun and therapeutic chat with 2 of my good buddies. 

Pull up a chair and enjoy the conversation.

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This week is a stream of consciousness hodgepodge of nonsense. 

First I hit my neighbors car and have to explain myself. Then I wear too much cologne to work, pose a controversial question about straws and lose my memory a lot.

All this and lots of other pointless tangents and stories. 

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I continue my sober journey through life this week with rants about groundhog day and the shame I feel rooting for Tom Brady in the Super Bowl.

Along the way I discuss disappointing myself at work, struggling with my upcoming birthday, strip club names, horrible parenting and much, much more.

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This week, I get a horrible rash from bad deodorant, lack of sleep and anxiety make me an insane person, and I fail at the simplest of technology repeatedly. 

All this and many more tangents and liberal use of four letter words.

First episode of the new year.  This week, I go over the crippling anxiety that started off my new year.

Then a story about trying to take provocative pictures and failing miserably.

Finally a tale of a man with horrendous bathroom etiquette.

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